you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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