brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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