It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You may now shotgun with the bride
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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