Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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