oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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