Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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