Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
