porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
one might say we're banned from that church
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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