We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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