69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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