Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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