i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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