Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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