marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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