Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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