Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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