I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
