Porn is love you can see.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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