so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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