I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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