Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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