tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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