Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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