Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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