I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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