Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
