I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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