MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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