i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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