So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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