Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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