KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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