wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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