Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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