he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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