You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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