you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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