That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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