ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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