This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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