at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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