How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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