Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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