Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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