walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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