Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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