i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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