thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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