quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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