hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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