So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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