I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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