My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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