Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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