goodnight i made you a song goodbye
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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