Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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