Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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