So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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