what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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